I worked on a project last week that involved stupidly gorgeous male models with extremely bad hair. Here are 5 Things I Learned About Male Models:
1) The movie "Zoolander" is pretty much accurate on every level: many are arrogant, beautiful divas who preen and strut willy-nilly, checking themselves out in the mirror more than any woman ever possibly could.
2) As in "Zoolander", there are also exceptions to the rule-- those "chosen few", with a great sense of humor-- self-deprecating, despite knowledge of their inherently superior Adonis-like beauty.
3) Male Models take their shirts off in public and flex, without rhyme or reason.
4) Male Models are ALWAYS posing when on-set.
5) Male Models have accents from Sweden, Algiers, or the UK. No matter where they're from.
Seeing as how I (and all the other girls on-set) are all into tall nerds, it was pretty much a Derek Zoolander/Hansel rejection-fest, and they were dissed by every woman present.
Above: two male models with bad wigs, unintentionally striking poses. Note the girl on the right, looking at them with confused apprehension.
This handsome gentleman rode around on a bike during lunch. Note his rippling abs. He instinctively took his shirt off and started flexing, without provocation.
My new friend, Kim Haden, and I, baring our best cold, hard, "blue steels". The fact is, we were totally the "Matildas" in the situation, no matter how hard we mugged. The awesome necklace I'm wearing was provided by Jewelry by Nola.
On a completely unrelated note, I found this picture of me and my bass player, Winthrop. Just wanted to formally acknowledge how cool this guy is:
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Thursday, October 16, 2008
This man is awesome and funny. I can't really explain too much about why I'm in this photograph (at this time), but I will say that Burt Reynolds pretty much kicks complete ass all around. If you still have and/or watch T.V., you'll know exactly what this is all about in a few weeks.
Here are 5 Facts You May Not Have Known About Burt Reynolds:
1. He was the number-one box-office attraction for five straight years (1978-82)
2. He is 1/4 Cherokee Indian
3. He co-owned the Tampa Bay Bandits & a NASCAR team
4. He is a brilliant comedic actor
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Inglewooooooood was so good to me. The evening started off a little shaky-- I couldn't get into the parking lot at The Forum and was very frustrated--even considered going home for a split second, when the drummer (of Weezer's) wife found & took care of me, like an angel from heaven.
I took it as a good sign, met up with the other "hootinanny" players, and manned up to rock. Some of the people in the "hootinanny" had won a contest through KROQ to be onstage and "play" with Weezer--they were given a myriad of percussive instruments to rattle and did a great job. My friend Ray and I were apparently wrangled in as "real musicians" at the last minute.
It was interesting to see a band open up to such an extreme level of engagement & interaction with their fans. It was a cool concept that was executed very well.
We rehearsed with some of the band members-- all of whom were awesome. It felt surprisingly normal: we worked out the chords, ran through each song a couple of times. Then we walked on stage:
I talked to Rivers, introduced my electric cello (and myself), and played a spacey little cello solo:
and rocked! Here's the view of the 10,000 seat venue from the stage:
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Friday, October 10, 2008
Sunday, October 05, 2008
Today we played a gig opening for Jackson Browne and Colin Hay ("Men At Work") which was legendarily awesome. We were then invited by an audience member (at the last minute), to play an Obama fundraiser this afternoon which raised over $60,000. That's like 10 times as much as our last fundraiser. Hopefully tomorrow's Obama minute will be a complete success and we'll break a million big ones at high noon this Monday, Oct. 6th.
Saturday, October 04, 2008
I'm playing some solo-distortion-nerdtastic electric cello for the Women's Science Fiction Book Club tonight at the Museum Of Contemporary Art (MOCA) Ahmanson Auditorium in downtown Los Angeles tonight. Proceeds go to The Wonder of Reading, a non-profit organization dedicated to advancing children's literacy in Los Angeles public schools.
Combining social consciousness and entertainment via the questioning nature of science fiction and contemporary art, "The Intergalactic Discourse" should prove to be a landmark event, investing in the future both of the speculative arts and the significance of keeping reading, literacy, and imagination alive in Los Angeles school curriculums.